Quote of the Day

The Springfield Connection7

“Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?” – Hans Moleman
“From this point on, no talking.” – Reverend Lovejoy

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Think maybe you should swap this one; today’s the 20th anniversary of Black Widower.

    “Selma, I don’t know what to say…”
    “Just tell me you like MacGyver.”
    “Very well, I… I… I can’t do it! Even that car chase seemed tacked on!”

    1. “Think maybe you should swap this one; today’s the 20th anniversary of Black Widower.”

      Crap. I thought that was next Monday. Thanks for the reminder.

  2. That was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never made me want to retch.

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