“I’m sorry, ma’am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter
“What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?” – Marge Simpson
“Yes.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter
Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!
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6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
One of my top 3 episodes ever… maybe my very favorite, but I hate to commit to that. Just constantly wonderful.
“‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine.”
“That man ate our shrimp, and three plastic lobsters!”
Well I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse
My favorite bit of this episode is when Homer’s being dragged out of the restaurant; then he breaks free, runs back to one of the steam tables, and grabs some last fistfuls of food before he’s dragged out for good. It’s so revolting–it’s hard to see how a few mouthfuls of cold pan-scrapings can be enjoyable to eat, even for a glutton like Homer–and it’s absolutely hilarious.
We went fishing.
I love the fat guy who stands up and says, “That could’ve been me!”. Pretty sure it’s Castellaneta, and it gets me every time.