Reading Digest: Aussie Edition

“See?  The Southern Hemisphere is made up of everything below the Equa- . . . this line.” – Lisa Simpson “So down there in, say, Argentina or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?” – Bart Simpson “Uh-huh.  In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.” – Lisa Simpson “Cool.” – Bart Simpson I don’t know if it’s a holiday there or what, but we’ve got lots of links from our friends down in the penal colony this week.  There’s charity and Simpsons bitching, and the greatest waste of perfectly good beer since…