Reading Digest: Fuck the Huffington Post Edition

“Dear Lord, that’s the loudest profanity I’ve ever heard.” – Ned Flanders This week’s title will explain itself on the third link.  Other than that, we’ve got lots of usage, an unbelievably awesome Surly costume, the triumphant return of Simpsons embroidery, and lots more. Enjoy. Forever Lisa Simpson – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this new Tumblr featuring some of Lisa’s greatest moments.  The best part?  It’s starting at the beginning so there’s no Zombie Simpsons. after the fall – Our old friend at tacocatproductions returns with a kickass Dr. Nick embroidery . . . and a tattoo…

Quote of the Day

“This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies.  I just don’t know what went wrong.” – Principal Skinner “You opened the show with a fire drill and everyone cleared out.” – Groundskeeper Willie “So mother was right, it was my fault.” – Principal Skinner