Reading Digest: Politics and Entertainment Edition

“Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century!  Today, Rasputin, the Friendly Russian . . .” – Wrestling Announcer “Didn’t he used to be the Mad Russian?” – Milhouse van Houten “Yes, but I’m afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever.” – Lisa Simpson A shorter than average Reading Digest this week nevertheless contains two excellent Simpsons references in relation to both our upcoming electoral contest and mixed martial arts, which is like politics except that it’s run by less sleazy people.  There’s also some decent YouTube, a cool fan…

Quote of the Day

“Hey, yeah, who are you?  I saw you chasing Bart’s ambulance.” – Homer Simpson “Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson, Lionel Hutz attorney at law.  Here’s my card, it turns into a sponge when you put it in water.” – Lionel Hutz “Ooh, classy.” – Homer Simpson