“Dear friends of the Simpson family, we had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness, our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to kitty heaven, but we bought a new little cat, Snowball II, so I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Grampa is still with us, feisty as ever. Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight As. And Bart, well, we love Bart.” – Marge Simpson As we’re now at t-minus 11 days and counting to the biggest holiday on the American calendar, the internet’s thoughts are turning to…
Day: December 14, 2012
Quote of the Day
“Samantha, I’ve always been suspicious of transfer students. Other principals try to unload problem cases that way. Lord knows I do.” – Principal Skinner