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Tag: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
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“Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff, I promise not to do anything bad between now and when I wake up. Amen.” – Bart Simpson
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“That’s not as fun as it looks.” – Homer Simpson “Nothing could be as fun as that looks.” – Lisa Simpson
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“For once, we’re going to celebrate Christmas as a family.” – Marge Simpson “Hello? Anybody home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”!
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“Well, there’s no easy way to say it kids: God hates us.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hocus pocus, mucus pukus, my powers of deduction tell me you’re getting a hand made sweater, possibly yellow.” – Bart Simpson “Mom, make him stop!” – Lisa Simpson “Bart, put down that yellow sweater.” – Marge Simpson
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“God bless you, Bart Simpson. I’d kiss you, but, doctor says I’m sick.” – Poor Violet
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“Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents? Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day: the birth of Santa?” – Bart Simpson
Behind Us Forever: White Christmas Blues
“I know this has been a stressful holiday, but, in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really are.” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Lisa Simpson “We still have each other. And isn’t that the best gift of all?” – Marge Simpson “But we would’ve had each other anyway.” – Lisa Simpson “Yeah, plus lots of other stuff.” – Bart Simpson I’m on record as saying that the sign gags are one of the few things Zombie Simpsons can still manage to do well. But if there’s one thing Zombie Simpsons knows how to do, it’s take something…
Reading Digest: Imaginary People Edition
“Any words for the Christmas thief, if he’s watching?” – Kent Brockman “Uh, yes, Kent. Hello, jerk, we may never find you, and we should probably all stop looking. But one thing’s for sure, you do exist.” – Homer Simpson “Strong words. Strong, bewildering words.” – Kent Brockman The American media is having a small meltdown at the moment over the fact that it got rolled by one or possibly two not very bright football players at well documented bullshit factory Notre Dame. As usual when something bizarre happens, there’s a way to connect it to The Simpsons, in this…
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“This year’s tree is just perfect. That old aluminum one was so fake.” – Lisa Simpson “I couldn’t agree more. From now on, it’s plastic all the way.” – Marge Simpson
Crazy Noises: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
“Bart, this is Patches. And what was your name?” – Lisa Simpson “Poor Violet.” – Poor Violet “Oh, I don’t like where this is going.” – Bart Simpson There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until September, so we’re going to spend the summer overthinking Season 9. Why Season 9? Because we did Season 8 last summer, and Season 9 was when the show started becoming more Zombie than Simpsons. Since we’re too lazy to do audio and too ugly to do video, we’ve booked a “chatroom” (ours is right between the one with the sexy seventh graders and the one with…