“Nine hundred dollary-dos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?” – Bruno Drundridge
“It was an emergency call from the international drainage commission in Springfield.” – Tobias Drundridge
“Oh my God! There’s nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?” – Bruno Drundridge
Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
Dead Homer Society 
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while this episode was well written and definitely a classic, I can’t help but hating it since the whole family pretty much act like jerks