“Marge, we’re going to that restaurant.” – Homer Simpson
“But I think I’m allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.” – Marge Simpson
“Mmmm, shrimp.” – Homer Simpson
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
How can one be allergic to shrimp when it’s so good?
How can one also be allergic to peanuts?
Why can’t people be allergic to writing stupid episodes instead, so that they’d go into convulsions every time they think of one?
“Why can’t people be allergic to writing stupid episodes instead, so that they’d go into convulsions every time they think of one?”
If only, if only.