Quote of the Day

The Otto Show13

“Oh, it’s a miracle no one was hurt.” – Principal Skinner
“I stand on my record: fifteen crashes and not a single fatality.” – Otto

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day”

  1. Though this quote is correct, I always wondered why it wasn’t, “I stand BY my record”? I’ve never heard anyone say they stood ON something, just “BY” or “FOR”.

    1. Isn’t that standing “on” meaning he hasn’t beaten his record? I’ve always heard “standing by” something as being right. It’s a different context.

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