“You call that a knife? This is a knife.” – Not Paul Hogan “That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, alright, you win. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before.” – Not Paul Hogan This week we’ve got two links to the Australian sporting scene, one a commentary and one about an Australian rules football player whose name is Grimes. And yes, his teammates call him exactly what you think they’d call him. In addition to that we’ve got an excellent piece of (officially sanctioned) fan art, lots of excellent usage (including a teacher using the Simpsons…
Day: April 5, 2013
Quote of the Day
“You know, I can’t believe we’re talking about the same movie. I thought McBain was a non-stop rollercoaster of chills, thrills, spills and kills! And that chase at the end, my friend?” – Not Ebert “Are you nuts? That movie stinks like your creepy one bedroom apartment.” – Not Siskel “Your mother didn’t think it was so creepy.” – Not Ebert “My mother, real mature. I’m sick of your grade school insults.” – Not Siskel “I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.” – Homer Simpson