“My name is Homer, and I’m just here because the court made me come.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, with our help you’ll never touch a beer again.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ahh!” – Homer Simpson I had a rather exhausting and awful week; but it is at an end now, which means I can sit on my ass and watch TV like a civilized person. In doing so, I noticed something I don’t think I’ve ever noticed before. At his first AA meeting, Homer bails out the window. At his next meeting, there’s this: That shot is only on screen very…
Day: May 10, 2013
Reading Digest: Audio Visual Club Edition
“The hometown show’s the big one, Homer.” – Jimmy Chamberlin “Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you’ve become.” – James Iha “Hey, I wasn’t a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.” – D’arcy Wretzky “Really? Me too. But I got kicked out cause of my views on Vietnam . . . also, I was stealing projectors.” – Homer Simpson Happy Whacking Day everybody! This week we’ve got two links to those cool geeks at the A.V. Club, and while both take specific episodes (“Homer’s Enemy” and “Lady Bouvier’s…
Quote of the Day
“Take that snake! And you too! Snakes, snakes everywhere!” – Barney Gumble “Getting ready for Whacking Day?” – Lenny “What’s Whacking Day?” – Barney Gumble Happy Whacking Day!