Behind Us Forever: Fabulous Faker Boy

“My hair!  You chopped off my hair!  Oh, God, I’m ugly!” – Homer Simpson  Well, it was certainly nice of the Robot Chicken guys to eat up ninety seconds of screentime with that opening.  And it’s a good thing they did, because if this scene with Marge and Skinner is any indication, we’re mostly in for filler here.  Skinner is now playing a guitar he pulled from behind his desk as surely as if it was a rabbit from a hat, and this goes on until well after Marge had left the building. Sideshow Mel is now giving Bart music…

Quote of the Day

“You have to start putting money back into the school.  You’ve cut back on everything, salaries, supplies, the food!  I don’t care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Bosh, shredded newspapers add much needed roughage and essential inks.  Besides, you didn’t notice the old gym mats.” – Principal Skinner “There’s very little meat in these gym mats.” – Lunchlady Doris