“You have to start putting money back into the school. You’ve cut back on everything, salaries, supplies, the food! I don’t care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Bosh, shredded newspapers add much needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn’t notice the old gym mats.” – Principal Skinner
“There’s very little meat in these gym mats.” – Lunchlady Doris
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2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“The PTA Disbands” was the first episode I ever saw, as a syndicated rerun in 1999. “There’s very little meat in these gym mats” was one of the very first lines to make me laugh out loud, and it still does.
I think the bestest of Doris’ lines ever was “I get two paychecks with way.”
I can’t picture any show, even among the most syndicated, to make a joke like that and get away with it today. I mean, with all that goes on with the education system right now and all.