“Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike: argle-bargle or foofaraw? With us tonight are plant owner C.M. Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.” – Kent Brockman
“I brought my own mike.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers
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“Union kingpin Homer Simpson” I crack up every time I hear this, not even sure why.
I knew you woulld post this when I heard that she died.
This is almost always where I first hear about celebrities having died. Goes to prove 3 things:
1) The Illustrious Charlie is very quick on the old postaroony-doony.
2) I should really read/watch more news.
3) There’s a Simpsons quote for every moment in life. Every. Single. One.
RIP Dr Joyce Brothers… Living in Australia I never actually saw you on anything but the Simpsons this one time.
classic simpson has a quote for everything :)