Quote of the Day

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“Who needs his money?  We’re getting by okay.” – Homer Simpson
“Son, you gotta help me!  I hit three people on the way over here, and I don’t have any insurance!  So, how’s by you?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Favorite Grandpa quote that accurately sums up life as you get older:

    “I used to be with it…Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

    Thank you, classic Simpsons writing staff for consolidating my feelings towards reality t.v., pop music, CGI-laden movies, etc.

    1. “That’s another 25$ I wasted to appeal to the likes of people like you, Gosh!”

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