“I never realized history was so filthy.” – Marge Simpson
“First on our tour is the whorehouse, then we’ll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.” – Ghost Town Guide
“Oh, thank Heavens.” – Marge Simpson
“Lots of prostitutes in there!” – Ghost Town Guide
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Been skimming through Season 10, I see. This is one of the only decent bits from this episode.
“Been skimming through Season 10, I see.”
Yeah, like Chris says below, the first act here is okay, then it goes into complete brain death.
An abhorrent episode that nonetheless had a decent first act. I also like the expressions on the kid’s faces in that pic, as well as the tour guide’s smile. There was still some level of effort here.
Bad episode, but it does have some funny lines. I always liked the scene with Abe skimming through the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill, and young Homer asking if it is the same Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk and Jack Sprat. I dunno, I always thought that scene was cute.