Tag: Homer Simpson in “Kidney Trouble”

“Liability waiver?” – Homer Simpson “Don’t read it, just sign it.” – Nurse “Yeah, but all these skulls and crossbones on here, I don’t usually sign stuff like that.” – Homer Simpson “It simply says you won’t hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It’s a standard form.” – Nurse

“But there was more to the Old West than just sex, folks.  A lot more!  If you look off to your left, you’ll see a real, Old West hitching post, possibly used by bandits, possibly during some exciting adventure!” – Ghost Town Guide

“But if I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, anything, sweetheart.” – Marge Simpson “Blow up the hospital.” – Homer Simpson “Hm, well, I said I’d do it, so I guess I’ll have to.” – Marge Simpson

“I never realized history was so filthy.” – Marge Simpson “First on our tour is the whorehouse, then we’ll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.” – Ghost Town Guide “Oh, thank Heavens.” – Marge Simpson “Lots of prostitutes in there!” – Ghost Town Guide