“You promised to take us to the lake.” – Lisa Simpson
“I promise you kids lots of things. That’s what makes me such a good father.” – Homer Simpson
“Actually, keeping promises would make you a good father.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, that would make me a great father.” – Homer Simpson
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Just have to lower your expectations a bit.
Also is it me or are Bart and Lisa standing on the bed.
You can’t see it from that screen grab, but, yeah, they’re standing on the bed.
Homer has a beer-addled wisdom about him.
A funny gag but it still has a “Zombie Simpsons” feel to it. The dialogue is very cliche setup-punchline style, and the title of the episode, “When You Dish Upon a Star” just depresses me.