“Excuse me, do you sell ponies?” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, sure, pal, right here.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Guy
“Scottish deer hound, hey, this is a dog!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, my friend, you’re smarter than I gave you credit for.” – All Creatures Great and Cheap Guy
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Hahaha oh man.
They would never do a joke like this these days.
All Creatures Great and Cheap is one of those classic store names that got about 0.5 seconds of airtime.
Well, except when they used it again during the Scully years.
It’s a great joke to start with, but Homer’s slow reading of ‘Scott-ish deer-hound’ really puts it over the top.