“Oh, must you bray night and day at that infernal television?” – Sideshow Bob
“Oh, look who’s talking.” – Minimum Security Inmate #1
“Yeah, Bob, you used to be on this show.” – Minimum Security Inmate #2
“Don’t remind me. My foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphilis and pinball combined.” – Sideshow Bob
[Apologies for lateness on this. Moving sucks and I still have no internet at my new home.]
Dead Homer Society 
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A device that this gives me this show, the X-Files, Hannibal, Ren and Stimpy, Frasier, Just Shoot Me, All in the Family, Twin Peaks, The Colbert Report and South Park can never be evil.
Don’t forget Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Gravity Falls, Rocko’s Modern Life, and Mystery Science Theater 3000.