Behind Us Forever: Four Regrettings And A Funeral

“I regret nothing!” – Doomed Guy in Movie Ticket Line If any of us had been wondering what it would be like if Zombie Simpsons took the unrelated tales from one of their four-part storytelling episodes, jammed them together with a bunch of expository and often unrelated flashbacks, and dropped in a self voiced celebrity, we need wonder no more.  Proving that Season 25 can employ all the same flat out lazy shortcuts as Seasons 24, 23 and so on, we had characters telling us exactly how they feel, people wandering in and out of scenes seemingly at random, and…

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“But we don’t have that kind of money.  In fact, no school could afford-” – Principal Skinner “Here’s the admission, plus something for you.  See that they get a little extra education, would you?” – Principal Valiant “Yes, sir, Principal Valiant!” – Fort Springfield Ticket Taker “He thinks he’s so hot ever since he swept the Princy Awards.  Well, those things are rigged.” – Principal Skinner