“But we don’t have that kind of money. In fact, no school could afford-” – Principal Skinner
“Here’s the admission, plus something for you. See that they get a little extra education, would you?” – Principal Valiant
“Yes, sir, Principal Valiant!” – Fort Springfield Ticket Taker
“He thinks he’s so hot ever since he swept the Princy Awards. Well, those things are rigged.” – Principal Skinner
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
He’s no match for Principal Kohoutek
Yeah, but we all know how that turned out for him. Him and that little boy of his.
Any ‘behind us forever’ of ‘four regrettings and a funeral’ coming up? Awful episode title as usual, btw.
he’s kinda like a mix of Ron Howard and Adam West