“Look, Homer won’t want to go, so just ask him and he’ll say no.  Then it’ll be his fault.” – Bart Simpson
“I don’t want to go, so if he asks me to go I’ll just say yes.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait!  Are you sure that’s how this sort of thing works?” – Homer’s Brain
“Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.” – Homer Simpson
“Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, I’d be delighted to go on your trip with you.” – Homer Simpson
“D’oh!” – Homer and Bart Simpson

Happy 20th anniversary to “Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood”!  Original airdate 18 November 1993.