“Mom, my slingshot doesn’t fit in these pockets, and these shorts leave nothing to the imagination, these uniforms suck.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart!  Where do you pick up words like that?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night.  They just plain sucked.  I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, watch your mouth!” – Marge Simpson
“I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.” – Homer Simpson