“Is Marge here?” – Homer Simpson “Who?” – Patty Bouvier “Or what, are you?” – Selma Bouvier “I’m her date.” – Homer Simpson “I suppose you want to come in and sit down.” – Patty Bouvier “Oh, okay.” – Homer Simpson “Marge’s dates get homelier all the time.” – Selma Bouvier “That’s what you get when you don’t put out.” – Patty Bouvier It’s that weird week of the year between Christmas and New Year’s, when internet traffic plummets, the news goes into recycle mode with cheap posts about best this and worst that, and nobody much talks about The Simpsons…
Day: December 27, 2013
Quote of the Day
“What? What is it? What are you doing?” – Homer Simpson “Looking at you with quiet awe.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, as long as its quiet.” – Homer Simpson