“You sound like you’re ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you’ll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including ‘Who are you?’ and ‘What are you doing here?’.” – Frame Nudging Guy
Month: January 2014
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you’re no threat to yourself or others.” – New Bedlam Psychiatrist “That’s the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me. Could I have it in writing, please?” – Homer Simpson “Of course.” – New Bedlam Psychiatrist
Quote of the Day
“’I’m looking for a film critic to help judge our festival. Did you know there are over six-hundred critics on teevee and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?” – Marge Simpson “Eww.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“This isn’t just because of Sideshow Bob, it’s a chance to turn around all our stinking lives.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll be Gus, the loveable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster, yeah!” – Bart Simpson “Shutup, boy.” – Homer Simpson