“Get out here, son! There’s a doings a transpiring!” – Shelbyville Homer
Happy birthday Matt Groening!
“Get out here, son! There’s a doings a transpiring!” – Shelbyville Homer
Happy birthday Matt Groening!
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haha great episode..
Marge: Homer, come quick! Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!
Lol
“Your wussiness had better come in handy!” “We’ll get that lemon tree back or choke their rivers with our dead!” “There’s nothing over there but a yellow lemon-shaped rock! Wait, there’s a lemon behind that rock!” “‘Our people planted a lemon tree, lemons being the sweetest thing available at the time.” “Yes, and marrying our cousins…Why would you want to marry your cousin? I don’t know, some of them are pretty cute…I won’t live in a town robs men of the right to marry their cousins! Then we’ll form our own towns! Who will come and live a life dedicated to abstinence, chastity and a flavorless mush I call root marm?” “Look over there: Someone’s attractive cousin!” “Sorry to repeat myself, but it’ll help you remember.” “…Though Flanders was saddled with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” “There’s no time to explain, just follow me. *Stops to drink water.*” “Thus, our town was finally rid of the evil lemon tree. Now, let’s all celebrate with a delicious glass of turnip juice.” “Wait, where have I seen Roman numerals before? Rocky V: Rocky V + Rocky II= Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge!
Those Shelbyville folks acted like complete assholes. The first time I saw that episode I really wished I could punch that motherfucker Homer clone in the face.
And a mighty jeer went up, as they had banished the awful lemon tree forever. Because it was haunted.