Quote of the Day

The Day the Violence Died8

“Save our seats!” – Bart Simpson
“Will do!” – Homer Simpson
“Hello.” – Strange Man
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

23 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. And I’m hoping that they ratify me. There’s a lot of flag-burners that have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat them, ‘cos there’s limits to our liberties (at least I hope and pray that there are, ‘cos those liberal freaks go too far.)

      1. ‘Cos that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the constitution…

      1. I see what you did there. ^_^ If this was GooglePlus, I’d “+1” that. Well, to be fair, if this was GooglePlus I wouldn’t be here, or I’d still be trying to sign in or something, but you get the idea.

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