The Day the Violence Died8

“Save our seats!” – Bart Simpson
“Will do!” – Homer Simpson
“Hello.” – Strange Man
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson

23 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Billy Avatar
    Billy

    Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?

    1. Not Garbage Avatar
      Not Garbage

      Oh, I’m not garbage.

      1. Billy Avatar
        Billy

        What are you then?

        1. Rob K. Avatar
          Rob K.

          Well, that escalated quickly.

  2. I'm an amendment to be Avatar
    I’m an amendment to be

    And I’m hoping that they ratify me. There’s a lot of flag-burners that have got too much freedom. I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat them, ‘cos there’s limits to our liberties (at least I hope and pray that there are, ‘cos those liberal freaks go too far.)

    1. Billy Avatar
      Billy

      Well why can’t you just start a law against flag-burning?

      1. I'm an amendment to be Avatar
        I’m an amendment to be

        ‘Cos that law would be unconstitutional. But if we change the constitution…

        1. Billy Avatar
          Billy

          Then we can make all sorts of crazy laws!

          1. Billy Avatar
            Billy

            Now you’re catching on!

  3. Rembrandt Q. Einstein Avatar
    Rembrandt Q. Einstein

    Damn trolls…

    1. Scoobie Avatar
      Scoobie

      Oh, so we’re trolls now for just having a bit of fun? Thanks for ruining it, ****face.

      1. Rembrandt Q. Einstein Avatar
        Rembrandt Q. Einstein

        LOL! There’s nothing less cool than self-censorship.

        1. Scoobie Avatar
          Scoobie

          Who said I was trying to be cool there? I did it for the kids.

          1. Dan Avatar
            Dan

            Thereare no kids here…

        2. RaikoLives Avatar
          RaikoLives

          LOL! There’s nothing less cool than putting “LOL!” at the start of your comment.

    2. dvcnick Avatar

      We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.

  4. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    All of the above was posted by a single person.

    1. Steamed Hams Avatar

      The inmates have overtaken the asylum in this thread…

    2. Steamed Hams Avatar

      Btw, how do you know the poster has no gf?

      1. RaikoLives Avatar
        RaikoLives

        I see what you did there. ^_^ If this was GooglePlus, I’d “+1” that. Well, to be fair, if this was GooglePlus I wouldn’t be here, or I’d still be trying to sign in or something, but you get the idea.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          If this were Google Plus, I’d still be on Facebook.

        2. Steamed Hams Avatar

          Thnx ;) I hardly ever check my gmail, but I also never pay attention to G+.

    3. Rob K. Avatar
      Rob K.

      Except me.