5.) AURORA BORREALIS CAN LOCALIZE ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!
When it comes to sourcing our security software, the great analyst Marge Simpson was right: “We can’t afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy” — whether that philosophy is about being designed by Apple in California, or many eyes, or freedom, or whatever hand-waving feelpinions people might proffer.
No, we don’t need a philosophy so much as need need science — or, more accurately, engineering.
No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something – A blog where the author gives up something each month. She’s on TV for March:
Reflection so far: Giving up TV is good. I find plenty of ways to entertain myself, and to be honest the only TV shows I’m hanging for once this month is up is Game of Thrones, and Supernatural (which I’m already a season behind on, and am waiting for the DVD…) That’s it. I think I want to keep our growing habit of having the radio on during dinner (and actually eating at the dining table instead of on the couch, for that matter) because we TALK now. Which is good. As much as I enjoy the Simpsons, I don’t need to watch it every day.
I try to watch one every day. Don’t always succeed, but that’s just how I was raised, damn it!
Homer-Apple – That always was a cool iPhone skin/case/whatever.
Enter GIFGIF – Lisa dancing to the Soul Mass Transit System.
I believe I can fly – We can all relate to this:
I haven’t been able to blog often because of work and, like I said earlier, gym time. Also, from now on please read gym as gime (Homer Simpson style) it’ll make all the times I mention the gym slightly more interesting (did you do it?).
I pretty much always read it as “gime” now. Once it’s in your head there’s no getting rid of it.
Rotisserie Chicken – they see me rollin’; they hatin’ – Jebus, that looks good, and bonus points for the .gif of Homer rotating his head with the spit.
With Matt Groening, Creator of The Simpsons – Groening has mastered the non-committal-famous-person-in-picture face.
Fashion Spotlight: Moe’s Where Everyone in Springfield Knows Your Name – I might buy one of those if they actually made them.
Homer Simpson is the ‘Yellow King!’ – I’ve still got a few episodes to go, but I will be very surprised if the bad guy turns out to be Dan Castellaneta.
Glennis Presents “The Simpsons Classics” On Facebook! – That San Francisco TV station that agrees with us by deliberately separating out Zombie Simpsons from their rerun pool has a “Programming Coordinator” who looks like she’s got a pretty Simpson heavy office. They would also like you to like them on Facebook, if that’s your thing.
Dead Homer Society 
5 responses to “Reading Digest: High School Matt Groening Edition”
Uhm, I can’t find the link of the young groening.
And that’s weird because we have Friends in Netflix mexico!
It’s all the way at the bottom of the first link.
*facepalm* oh! thanks XD
Thanks for the shout out! Rotisserie chicken was amazing
I am ashamed that subsequent to posting my sister had to remind me of this relevant Simpsons quote from Otto in the Poochy episode:
Whoa! A talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that one?
We were eating rotisserie chicken.
I used to go drinking at Max’s when I attended the UO. No surly bartenders or barflies, but a cool place. I never knew it was a possible inspiration for Moe’s.