“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson
“Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“But I’ll practice every day!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, well, I’ll be frank with you, Lisa. And when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating. You’ve inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness. It usually comes from the father’s side.” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
Happy birthday George Meyer!
Dead Homer Society 
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Checked Homer’s quote right from the GIF on Google, and always thought that he was saying “D’oh, stubby fingers!” Turns out it’s “D’oh, stupid fingers!” instead. Huh.
I used to think this was just a wacky made-up cartoon thing, but my ex-girlfriend inherited stubby fingers from her dad, too