“Where is Homer, anyway?” – Selma Bouvier “It’s so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all.” – Patty Bouvier “What, Aunt Patty?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, nothing, dear, I’m just trashing your father.” – Patty Bouvier “Well, I wish you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at…
Day: April 7, 2014
Quote of the Day
“Man, these are primo seats! I could really go for a hot dog.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, this is an operation!” – Marge Simpson “Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs, here!” – Hot Dog Vendor “Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson