Reading Digest: I Am Smoten Edition

“Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for missing two consecutive weeks of Compare & Contrasts, but for the second straight week the eyetee gods decided to smite the hell out of me.  Chillingly, both incidents started on Tuesday and weren’t totally cleaned up until Thursday, which means I will be walking on eggshells until at least next Wednesday.  (Also, do not ever do business with Network Solutions “a web.com company”.  They are incompetent, sleazy, hugely overpriced, use phrases like “part of our vertical” without irony or embarrassment,…

Quote of the Day

“Maybe it’s time you joined the exciting field of monorail conducting by enrolling at the Lanley Institute.” – Lyle Lanley “Actual institute may not match photo.” – TV Announcer Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!