“I need a formal dress for tonight!” – Marge Simpson “You’ve come to the right place.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve got classy duds up the yinyang. . . . I call this one, ‘Fantasy in Maroon’.” – Selma Bouvier “It’s got some cigarette burns, but we can patch ’em up with new vinyl.” – Patty Bouvier “It’s a bit peppery for me. Why don’t we put this in the maybe pile?” – Marge Simpson Season 25 rolled unmourned into the past this week with hardly a peep from the internet. I was sort of hoping for a few more stories about…
Day: May 23, 2014
Quote of the Day
“What’s wrong, sir? Did I get some in your eyes? The shampoo specifically said ‘No More Tears’.” – Mr. Smithers “Ah, a lovely promise, but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.” – C.M. Burns