“This next one’s for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high powered business meeting only to realize you’re not wearing makeup?” – Homer Simpson “That’s every woman’s nightmare.” – Marge Simpson “That’s why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun! It’s for the woman who only has four fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge. . . . And now you’re ready for a night on the town.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore.” – Marge Simpson That Marge related makeup line they announced a few weeks…
Day: July 11, 2014
Quote of the Day
“Oh, it was awful. They set me on a cold metal table and prodded me with humiliating probes. And th-oh, wait, that was my physical.” – Homer Simpson “Great story, Homer. Really.” – Karl