“Well, I suppose if this doesn’t work out, you can always go back to the plant.” – Marge Simpson “Not the way I quit.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
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“Hi, Dad, how was work?” – Lisa Simpson “Cold.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, behind that door is Edison’s actual preserved brain. Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it. And, of course, today will be no exception.” – Edison Museum Tour Guide
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“From this day forward: I am an inventor!” – Homer Simpson “Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants.” – Sarcastic Guy
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“Oh, honey, don’t eat that. Wouldn’t you rather have your sugar bag?” – Marge Simpson “I don’t deserve sugar.” – Homer Simpson
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“Homer, you can’t punish the children just because you can’t come up with an idea.” – Marge Simpson “I don’t see why not. They’re my kids, I own them. . . . Okay, we own them.” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, no tour would be complete without a visit to Edison’s boyhood gift shop.” – Tour Guide Happy birthday John Swartzwelder!
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“Dad, what are you doing here?” – Bart Simpson “Reading about this Edison character. They won’t let me in the big people library downtown. There was some unpleasantness.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Makeup Edition
“This next one’s for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high powered business meeting only to realize you’re not wearing makeup?” – Homer Simpson “That’s every woman’s nightmare.” – Marge Simpson “That’s why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun! It’s for the woman who only has four fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge. . . . And now you’re ready for a night on the town.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore.” – Marge Simpson That Marge related makeup line they announced a few weeks…
Off Topic: A Friend’s Ripping Good Read
“These Hardy Boys books are great, too. This one’s about smugglers.” – Homer Simpson “They’re all about smugglers.” – Bart Simpson “Not this one, The Smugglers of Pirate Cove, it’s about pirates.” – Homer Simpson If you’re reading this post then you’ve probably already read the “Zombie Simpsons” mini-book. That little thing would’ve been much worse if not for the help of, as I said in the acknowledgements, “my friend Liz”. Well, today Liz became a for-real published author with her first dead tree book, Hunted: As you can probably judge from the cover, it’s a mystery novel. Specifically, it’s…
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“Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.” – Kent Brockman
Crazy Noises: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
“I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.” – Marge Simpson For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell…