Reading Digest: Spreading Stupidity Edition

“Now for operation Strike Make Go Longer. . . . You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.” – Bart Simpson “Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.” – Teacher “Well, we’ll show him!  Especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark.” – Mrs. Krabappel  Sorry for the later than usual posting, but that Uproxx/Warming Glow thing was just too damn dumb to be dealt with in a snarky sentence or two.  (That it came on a blog named after a Simpsons joke is just aggravazing.)  As you’ll see, the stupid has already…

REMINDER: Even In The Early 1990s ‘The Internet’ Didn’t Hate On The Simpsons

“Go apple!” – Bart Simpson “Go orange!” – Nelson Muntz “Go banana!” – Ralph Wiggum This was originally going to be part of today’s Reading Digest, but this silly Warming Glow clickbait is making the rounds and needs a more thorough rebuttal: REMINDER: The Internet Hated On ‘The Simpsons’ During The Golden Era Let’s get started, shall we?: As it’s been noted around these parts, FXX will be airing all episodes of The Simpsons over 12 days in August along with an all encompassing website. As with anything regarding The Simpsons on the internet, there are also plenty of comments about…

Quote of the Day

“Oh, sorry, Simpson, you’ll have to do the course again.  I was trying to get this magic eye thing to work.  Ah, look at that: a pony.” – Chief Wiggum