Lisa the Beauty Queen10

“Hey, nobody’s prettier than my little girl.” – Homer Simpson
“You’re looking at her through a father’s eyes.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, if I could gouge out somebody else’s eyes and shove ’em into my sockets, I would.  But to me, she’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson
“That is so sweet.” – Marge Simpson

2 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    That IS sweet…

  2. Victor Dang Avatar
    Victor Dang

    I would personally replace “eyes” with “brain” and “sockets” with “cranium receptacle”, but whoops, we already did that in Treehouse of Horror II, can’t repeat ourselves. (Heheh.)