A Star is Burns17

“I like him.  He’s smart, he’s sensitive, he’s clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance.” – Lisa Simpson
“My ears are burning.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, I wasn’t talking about you, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson
“No, my ears are really burning.  I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip.” – Homer Simpson

25 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Stan Avatar
    Stan

    Would I be the only one to think that “my ears are burning” is one kinda gay-prejudiced remark? Like people who say “fabulous”, you’re never quite too sure with them around (unless it’s out in the open, of course).

    1. Outta my way, Jerkass! Avatar
      Outta my way, Jerkass!

      In this days everything is homophobic, holy shit.

      1. Stan Avatar
        Stan

        It’s worse than being careful about telling racist jokes. At least you can clearly see people’s races. In this case, many don’t make their sexuality explicit, so yes, avoiding such statements is usually the best.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          I mean, one might say “my ears are burning” with a homosexual present, and the guy could get offended. Seriously.

          1. Rembrandt Avatar
            Rembrandt

            seriously though

          2. Seriously Avatar
            Seriously

            “Ears are burning” has nothing to do with being “flaming”. It refers to the burning sensation you feel when you’re embarrassed by someone complimenting you.

            1. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              Which is an expression people usually attribute to gays, just as “Oh you” and “Shut up! Tell”.
              There are tropes that don’t necessarily match with initial expressions and the ways these were used.

              1. Rick Avatar
                Rick

                If only this overtly PC mentality was around when the classic era writers could rightfully ridicule it.

              2. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
                Whoa, Anonymous Douche

                Motherfuck him and John Wayne!

        2. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
          Whoa, Anonymous Douche

          Motherfuck him and John Wayne!

      2. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
        Whoa, Anonymous Douche

        Yes. And we’ve all got the teats of Davy Jones.

    2. torbiecat Avatar
      torbiecat

      I think you’re over-thinking things, bub. You’re the first person I’ve know to associate this remark with homophobic slurs.

      1. RaikoLives Avatar
        RaikoLives

        I’m with Torbiecat on this one. I have never… EVER… thought of this as any kind of stereotypically “gay” comment, and as far as I know no one who has said it near/to/around me has meant it as such. Perhaps you mean the sing-song, higher pitch that Homer USES when he says it, but I wouldn’t read that much into it.

        1. Stan Avatar
          Stan

          That just proves once again that U.S. mentality and Quebec mentality are different.

          1. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
            Whoa, Anonymous Douche

            Motherfuck him AND John Wayne!!!!

            Vive le Quebec… vive le Quebec LIBRE!

          2. Outta my way, Jerkass! Avatar
            Outta my way, Jerkass!

            Oh, he lives in Quebec.
            See how he is better than us.

            1. Stan Avatar
              Stan

              Hahah. Your Homeland Security douchebags (such as the guy above) make no mistakes about letting people with Russian family names into Pindostan.

    3. Frank Avatar
      Frank

      You might also ask someone if their ears were burning if you were talking about them:

      “Hey Stan, were your ears burning yesterday?”
      “No, why?”
      “Because me and Charlie were talking about you last night at Moe’s”

      1. Russian Stan Avatar
        Russian Stan

        That’s how you say it in English? Really? In Russian we say that someone was “hiccuping” if their name is mentioned.

        1. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
          Whoa, Anonymous Douche

          Go back to invading Ukraine and messing with their internal affairs, you gay-obsessed man

          1. Stan Avatar
            Stan

            Fuck Ukraine, man. It’s too far away. Let them sort their own problems out.

    4.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      Motherfuck him and John Wayne.

    5. Whoa, Anonymous Douche Avatar
      Whoa, Anonymous Douche

      Motherfuck him and John Wayne.

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    1. Paddy Fleming (@PaddayF) Avatar

      As Ted Stevens would say, I understand the particular series of tubes which DHS run on has been overwhelmed by Stan’s latest dump truck load.

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