Quote of the Day

Buried Stuff

“I think there’s really something wrong with Santa’s Little Helper.  He was up barking all night and dug up the back yard worse than ever.” – Marge Simpson
“My bongo drums!” – Lisa Simpson
“My strobe light!” – Bart Simpson
“My Best of Ray Stevens, featuring The Streak album!  So it was the dog that buried all our stuff.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes.  The dog.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Mike Scully!

2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. I like how all these items actually fall in with Marge being pissed off with constant disorder around the rest of her family.

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