Reading Digest: Year End Cleaning Edition

“Now, each one of you take a floor and get started.” – Marge Simpson “I call the basement!” – Homer Simpson “Fine.” – Marge, Bart & Lisa Simpson “D’oh? . . . D’oh!” – Homer Simpson  With Christmas and New Year’s falling on Thursdays this year, the last two weeks have been somewhat disorienting.  With two of the biggest holidays of the year in the middle of the week, I’ve had to constantly remind myself what day it is.  And so, this morning, it dawned on me that not only was it Friday, but that I hadn’t put up a…