“What about Clemens?” – C.M. Burns “Sir, he’s in no condition to play.” – Mr. Smithers A person suddenly changing their whole personality basically only happens in fiction. It can be the steel screw who becomes a softy, the wallflower gaining rock solid confidence, even the idiot who’s suddenly smart. The usual way to do this is with a bonk on the head, which generally comes complete with a second one near the end to put everything back the way it was. (NOTE: Brains don’t actually work that way, please do not attempt at home.) Sometime in the very early…
Day: January 15, 2015
Quote of the Day
“Let’s see now, what do you folks have here? . . . Hmm, a crusty burger, that doesn’t sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?” – Bush the Elder “Uh, we don’t have stew.” – Krusty Burger Order Sign “Sir, why don’t you just have the cheeseburger.” – Secret Service Ray “That’s really more of a weekend thing, Ray.” – Bush the Elder