Tag: Two Bad Neighbors

“You could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood rummage sale. You’ll get some fresh air and exercise!” – Marge Simpson “Enh, I’ll do it anyway.” – Marge Simpson

“And since I’d achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.” – George Bush, Sr.

“Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush! I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” – Homer Simpson “There it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.” – Homer’s Brain “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

“Howdy, neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Ehh, spray the boy.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, those cards are from Air Force One, and they only give you so many packs.” – George Bush the Elder

“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders “Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend “Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.

“You know, in my day, little boys didn’t call their elders by their first names.” – George Bush the Elder “Yeah, well, welcome to the Twentieth Century, George.” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”!  Original airdate 14 January 1996.

“Let’s see now, what do you folks have here? . . . Hmm, a crusty burger, that doesn’t sound too appetizing.  What kind of stew do you have today?” – Bush the Elder “Uh, we don’t have stew.” – Krusty Burger Order Sign “Sir, why don’t you just have the cheeseburger.” – Secret Service Ray “That’s really more of a weekend thing, Ray.” – Bush the Elder

“I’m sorry I spanked your boy, Homer.” – Bush the Elder “Woo-hoo!  In your face, Bush!  Now apologize for the tax hike.” – Homer Simpson

“I’ve got nothing but time until they fix that malfunctioning squishy machine.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“Good old Evergreen Terrace, the swankiest street in the classiest part of pressboard estates.” – Homer Simpson “Well, if you love it so much, why are you always littering?” – Bart Simpson “It’s easier, duh.” – Homer Simpson

“That fancy house will never sell.  Nobody who could afford it would want to live in this neighborhood.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, what’s wrong with this neighborhood?  Big shot!  Too good to buy a house here, snobby?” – Homer Simpson “Who you talking to, Homer?” – Bart Simpson “The guy who doesn’t live there.” – Homer Simpson

“And that’s why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms. . . . Now, are there any questions?  Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.” – Bush the Elder

“George and I just wanted to be private citizens again, go where nobody cared about politics.  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America.” – Barbara Bush “Just happy to be here among good, average people, with no particular hopes or dreams.” – George H.W. Bush