Quote of the Day

“C’mon, you Gloomy Guses, who’s up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?” – Ned Flanders “I want wintergreen!” – Todd Flanders “Unflavored for me.” – Maude Flanders

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins “Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble