“We’re out of Subliminally Slim.” – Warehouse Guy “Enh, just send him the vocabulary builder.” – Other Warehouse Guy “Here ya go, fatso.” – Warehouse Guy
Day: May 6, 2019
Makeup Birthday Quote of the Day
“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson “That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson Happy…