“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson “That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson Happy…
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“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon “That’s me!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein!
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“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. Muskievote!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Josh Weinstein!
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“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here’s my ID, which confirms my adultivity.” – Kearney Happy birthday Josh Weinstein!