“Everybody is going to family restaurants these days. Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.” – Moe “You ain’t thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?” – Carl “Ah, maybe I am.” – Moe “Oh but, Moe, the dank! The dank!” – Carl
Tag: Bart Sells His Soul
Quote of the Day
“I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me. If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Where fiery demons will punch me in the back.” – Ralph Wiggum “Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers.” – Bart Simpson
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“Oh, sorry, kid, sorry. I’m not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist’s drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that.” – Moe
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“The deep fryer’s here. I got it used from the Navy. You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds.” – Moe “Forty seconds? But I want it now!” – Homer Simpson
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user swimparallel. “Lisa, you bought this?” – Bart Simpson “With the change in my piggy bank.” – Lisa Simpson “There’s no change in your piggy bank.” – Bart Simpson “Not in any of the ones you know about.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Cover me sarge, I’m going after Bart’s soul! . . . If the ayatollah can’t have it, no one can!” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Yay! Now do it for Terri.” – Sherri “What, it’s your birthday too?” – Moe “We’re twins.” – Sherri & Terri Happy birthday Russi Taylor!
Quote of the Day
“Bart, you didn’t finish your Spaghetti and Moe Balls.” – Homer Simpson “Silence you fool, it can be ours!” – Homer’s Brain “Run boy! Run! Run for your life! Boy!” – Homer Simpson