“Let’s go, Marge! C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you know I have a gambling problem.” – Marge Simpson “Well, what better place to celebrate your recovery than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor?” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Bart to the Future
Quote of the Day
“I’m not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larval Lake.” – Marge Simpson “Folks, you’re gonna wanna turn around. The bugs are firmly in charge.” – Park Ranger
Quote of the Day
“You put an ad in my vision?” – Bart Simpson “Yeah. Crazy Talk came up with that. Got idea from Dances with Focus Groups.” – Indian Casino Manager
Quote of the Day
“Oh, hi, Bart, how much this time?” – Ned Flanders “Dude, you got me all wrong.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah. Just answer me this: are you holding your mooching sack?” – Ned Flanders “My little one.” – Bart Simpson
Crazy Noises: Bart to the Future
“When we’re finished, we can go through Bill Clinton’s porno stash.” – Bart Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms…
No Seriously, Take it!
“Oh come on Edna! We both know these children have no future!!” – Seymour Skinner In the second part of my two part series chronicling my hatred of Zombie Simpsons episodes involving time shifts, I will address the failures of episodes with a flashforward premise. As I warned in the end of part one, there will be some similarities in this post. If you think I am just being lazy (which I do not deny), try this exercise: Make a list of reasons you think the shit your dog took this morning was gross, then make a list of reasons…