“Mr. Burns is suffering from what we medical men call hypohemia. In layman’s terms, it’s quite simply a lack of blood.” – Dr. Hibbert “Damn it doctor, I’m no idiot, I know what hypohemia is! What I want to know is what can we do about it?” – Mr. Smithers “Well, at this point our only hope is a transfusion.” – Dr. Hibbert “How long does it take to sterilize a needle?” – Mr. Smithers “A few seconds.” – Dr. Hibbert “Well skip it! Just leave me enough to get home!” – Mr. Smithers Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
Tag: Blood Feud
Quote of the Day
“They always told me I was gonna destroy the family, but I never believed it.” – Bart Simpson “That’s okay, Bart, nobody really believed it. We were just trying to scare you.” – Lisa Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Dear god! Are you planning to water the mail?” – Mail Lady “Uh, uh, I guess it wouldn’t do any good to run cause you’re a mail lady and you know my name and address and everything, huh?” – Homer Simpson “That’s right.” – Mail Lady “Well, I’m still gonna run!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday to longtime Simpsons director David Silverman!
Quote of the Day
“Ah, Smithers. How’d the beating go?” – C. Montgomery Burns “Sir, I– there was no beating.” – Waylon Smithers “What? Well that’s a hell of a thing, why?” – C. Montgomery Burns “Because I– I called it off.” – Waylon Smithers “Judas!” – C. Montgomery Burns
Quote of the Day
“Smithers I’m back in the pink, full of pith and vinegar!” – C.M. Burns “Just remarkable, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “You know, it’s funny Smithers, I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.” – C.M. Burns