“She’s locked in the car and refuses to move.” – Eddie “Did you flash your lights?” – Chief Wiggum “Yes.” – Lou “Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.” – Chief Wiggum
Tag: Homer Alone
Reading Digest: Mammary Euphemism Edition Part 2
“Bart, you really shouldn’t be looking through other people’s things . . . find anything good?” – Lisa Simpson “I said it before and I’ll say it again: aye caramba!” – Bart Simpson As expected, the appearance of Katy Perry in the flesh on Zombie Simpsons sent the signal-to-noise ratio of Simpsons content on the internet plummeting. And, just like last time, the number of euphemisms for mammary glands in the English language continues to impress. You will find none (well, almost) of that below. Instead we’ve got some fan art, some excellent usage, a homicidal looking Lisa doll, and…
Quote of the Day
“This is Kent Brockman reporting live from Arnie Pie’s traffic copter. But, I can assure you, this is no mere morning traffic report.” – Kent Brockman “Hey!” – Arnie Pie “Face the facts, Arnie.” – Kent Brockman
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“All aboard for Shelbyville, Badwater, Cattle Skull Testing Grounds, and Rancho Relaxo.” – Springfield Train Station Announcer
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“Oh Maggie, time for your nine am feeding.” – Homer Simpson
Reunited
I’ll keep my remarks brief, but I’ve watched “Homer Alone” dozens of times and even now, I am finding new things to love about the episode. Case in point – look who’s hiding in the background of the other Nick’s Bowling Shop! It’s a portrait of Jacques, the smooth-talking frog bowler who unsuccessfully tried to seduce Marge in “Life in the Fast Lane.” Easter eggs are great.
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“Hello, I’d like the Department of Missing Babies.” – Homer Simpson “Please hold.” – Receptionist ♫ Baby come back / Listen baby, you can blame it all on me / I was wrong and I just can’t live without you ♫ – Hall & Oates, “Baby Come Back” (sobs) – Homer Simpson Loyal Stonecutter’s note: What a fucking champ of a gag. They really don’t write ’em like they used to.
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“I’m scared, Lisa.” – Bart Simpson “You think you know fear? Well I’ve seen them naked!” – Lisa Simpson “Waaahhhh!” – Bart Simpson